For you, who wants to be a father or a mother here  go a nice test.
 Invite a friend's child to travel with you by a road that you are sure that will be with trafic jam.
 In a certain time, the child will be bored and will ask you to play or give something to her.  Furthermore she  will ask you to go to the bathroom which won't be possible as you are stopped in the trafic jam. The child will start to scream and cry in a small place and it will annoy you and gives you a headache,  probably you will  lose the patience.
 The question is: How would you solve this?




                                                                                    Bárbara

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Parents Test

Here's a good test to test your parent's skills: 

Borrow a child from your family(it can be your little cousin or even your little brother) and tell him, while you're trying to concentrate on your studies, to keep asking you to do something else with him, like to play soccer. After that tell him to start crying and screaming all the way. Let's see if you have some pacience to deal with those little creatures and do your obligations at the same time.

Parent's test

Nappy changing test
First you have to leave some water heating in the kitchen. Then you place 10 baby dolls side by side and change their nappies very quickly, before setting your house on fire. If you repeat it some times, you will easily change your real son's nappy.

 Water balloon test
Babies are very vulnerable, so you must have some cares, such as keeping them away from pointy things, not squeezing them too tight, and here goes a way to practise: get a water balloon and take care of it just like if it were a baby. It is more delicate than babies, so if you are able to keep it for more than a day, you are ready to be a parent.

Parent's Test

First Test: Sweets

We know that children love sweets and eat more junk food than good food, so...

someday, go to a candy store and buy lot of candies, looly pops, gums, chocolates and cookies.
When you arrive at home, try eat every sweets inside the bag. When you done with that, go to bed and try to sleep with all this sugar in your blood.

Second Test: Imagination

Children love to imagine things, so ....
try to imagine a friend to play with you, answer it and it becomes your best friend.
Talk with him all, play stupid games and seems crazy to anyone looking for you. REMEMBER, YOU NEED TALK ALONE!

Parent's Test

First Test:Time

   If you are ready to be father/mother , you have to consider the time that you spend without a child.With the baby, you will have, maybe all day long, many activities outdoor. If you like to hang out with friends every night or spend much time on the work you will have to think again if you have the right life to have a baby.
   -In a saturday tray to play with your son all they long.After that go out and, when you get home, take care of your baby all the night until morning.If you have that characteristics and can't stand this situation, you aren't prapared to have a baby.


Second Test: Cleaning

   Take your day to make your house the really hell:write in the walls, spread food on the sofa and on the bed, break the lampshade and other more things you can remember.In the night, simulation you are comimg back from the work, try to clean the dirty that your "baby" did.If you are prepared to clean the house every night, go ahead and have the baby.


That's it guys.
    

Parent's Test

I'm sorry for the late, but I have forgotten about it... So, here it is:
PS: I haven't searched for any kind of test, so I just created one and wrote it down.

First test: PATIENCE

      All in all, kids are really annoying. They just start to run around the house/apartment screaming and yelling. Sometimes, they cry, weep, moan, and other things that  annoys us.
      Today I'll give you a simple test:
      - Download/ record/ buy a DVD of a cartoon named Caillou, and watch the same episode for 8 times straight. If you manage doing this without smashing the television, you're my hero.

Second test: DAILY CARE

      I can assure you that having a baby will be wonderful. After all, they're all the most chubby little thing in the world. But it will not be easy. They substantially need a daily care, a routine for them to grow up healthy and strongly. So this is my test for you today:
      - Buy/ borrow six dogs/cats puppets from your neighbors, and tell them that you will take care of them for a week. The dogs or cats can also be grown ups. If you manage taking care of them, in all daily care they need, then you are a step forward to be a good parent.

That's all, Folks! I hope you liked it. See you soon.

Testing future parents!!!

Well, I should have posted my tests before but I was up to my eyes in work.

Still in time, I am here to remind you of our first task on the Blog: tests for future parents!!

My first test is for both men and women:

Get a CD-R and record 37 times the ABC song, then play it on the CD player as loud as possible!
Turn on the TV on your favourite programme and try to pay attention to it without turning it off or getting angry. If you manage to bear that, ask anyone in your house to start screaming and running in front of the TV, or even jumping on the couch right next to you.

My second test requires a farm with chickens:

If want to be sure that you can handle kids in a toy store or in any place they may get wild, set eight chicken free in the back yard and try to catch them before they get lost or make any kind of mess. You'll see if you are fit for running after and controlling your future kids.

Hope you have some fun reading and imagining that!!

See you, Janine